dontmake sex sounds over the skype or i will becom
e whore

starseedjenny oh no… do it. I mean youve got to start somewhere! Do it with a straight face too

aryashi:

cheap-knockoff-dave:

this video is the shit and no one can tell me otherwise

looks like someone got creative

rebloged a minute in

(Source: dicktiers)

tags → #bonk #cool stuff 

lornacrowleys:

putting “ohio” in scare quotes whenever you talk about it to give off the impression that you’re not entirely sure whether or not “ohio” is technically a real place

ca-tsuka:

Legend of Korra animation linetests by Inseung Choi.

tags → #inspiration 

lil-mizz-jaye:

If there’s anything in this world that should never have been made

This isn’t one of them

tags → #nsfw #bonk 

I really dont like Maka’s father

toastyapple:

BErry

toastyapple:

BErry

I kind of want to kill myself

but at the same time I’d rather kill other people

ya’ feel?

cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

tags → #♥ 

pantyslime:

crona sketch for catbug23! i felt kinda bad that it had taken so long so i added some colors… hope you like it!